Life lesson: using the oven as a heater= $500 electric bill
I just saw a man salute the budweiser truck on the highway. I want to follow him and shake his hand.
Let's create a 16 and pregnant drinking game
did she really think she could get into the club & no one would recognize her from 16 & pregnant???
Remember when I was so high that I thought my appendix burst? All I had to do was fart man, just fart.
we ended up on her 9 year old brothers bed and he saw the whole thing.... now he will know how to use his equipment
You said "It's ok guys, I know I'm not really a turtle" and then tried walking on the lake.
Ohmy god im about to fuxk my TA. i thyought this was a dream but i love you. <3
I know this is really fun but I don't wanna glow anymore
Do I not have a Brazilian bc of my boyfriend situation or do I not have a boyfriend bc of my brazilian situation?
Dude, the coffee is horrible this morning, Cass changed something about it
We ran out of Bailey's Irish cream...
This is what regular coffee tastes like?!?! Fuck the adult life.
I remember you fighting a small man for the last of the pizza. Was there a midget in my house last night?
Do they sell "congrats in losing your virginity!" cards and do they come in gay?
You guys had reggaeton music playing while dry humping? Definition of romance.
I still can't believe I was army crawling thru his backyard at 2am..
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