Omg I def was not. I wasn't that drunk. I showed that I stuff my bra but I didn't whip my tit out.
Aunt Jean just announced that her pubic hair is getting thicker as her head hair gets thinner. As a family we are just not a people of mystery.
you left your shoes but remembered to take your vodka. i see where your priorities are.
Dude i was hungover i didnt know she was in the shower, she screamed i screamed we all screamed and i just so happend to piss in the shower.
i licked the inside of a toilet bowl for $14. i really can't talk about my night.
i jsut feel off the bus, but its ok the driver let me back on. a woman hid her baby from me..
Things we need. Powerade. Water in fridge. Mixers for vodka. And reality checks.
Just got my period. This just makes my beach escapade totally even that much more ok.
I dislocated my rib eating pizza. I think I am broken.
That sucks about the drama. But hey, it's always a good day when you see someone get tazed!
I just threw up over a bridge. I didn't even know there was a bridge in this town. Vodka is like a transportation device.
This hurricane better not stop me from sitting on the stoop thurs & enjoying all the slutty costume walkofshamers
You in for a dick vacation?
YES, even though I have no idea what that means
I've never heard "I will drown your mother in vanilla pudding" as an insult before, and then last night happened.
Let's play the game let's see how long Kayla can be sober
Randomize
