well that was a long night...
dude, you were pretty messed up... what happened?
no idea... but i still woke up with my pirate hat on
you dont want to live with me, im always naked, a chronic masturbator, a bit of a voyeur and will likely touch you while you sleep. ps- i can pick locks
I actually told the people in the movie theatre to give me a cup and I would dip water from the toilet before I paid $4.50 for a bottle of water.
they're using the ping pong table for ping pong. it's weird
He kept coming back from the bar with hotter girls and just left with two...I feel like I just witnessed something amaZing. Like meeting Jesus and finding out he has no morals either
I will miss his soup and his dick the most
It wasn't until like 4 and when we got off the phone you said god was summoning you back into the bar
I'm wearing a shirt that says "birthday girls #1 homo" ...what has my life come to?
We are gunna have the best winter break smoking weed and eating ham
He got cut off by the bartender. So he kept buying people drinks of they would i get him a drink. Before you know it him and 8 people were outside the bat trying to get people. To by them drinks
It was bitter sweet because I woke him up with sex but then I peed in his bed with him in it
I'm going to get high and eat ice cream until the pain goes away. You're welcome to join.
His crazy is a thing to be cherished
If sending nudes to tinder boy is considered functional then yes.
Do you want to get naked and order pizza with me
Randomize
