I cant take that shot because i want my penis to stay hard.
I swear to God, I saw my life flash between my legs.
Using Dr. Seuss quotes to ask me how badly I want your penis is not appropriate.
I have this strange craving to see a really fat person go down a slipnslide
Well, think of it this way, if this were 200 years ago your father would have received the most goats in all the village for your fertile loins. Think about that.
hypothetically speaking is slutty or smart to buy plan b before we go on spring break so i dont have to get it in mexico
4 am. She strained the mac and cheese onto her legs. She has no skin.
They want me to get them some X for there wedding present. I'm on the way to get it now
His balls looked like two miss shaped chicken nuggets
It's not that I'm in love with her, so much as I would love to be her lesbian experience.
Oh and someone pissed in my shoes, so I'll let you figure that out.
I just took two shots of Burnerts out of a ladle. Get here now.
I am his drunk Jesus. I will love him from afar because he's my little lamb
Having weed delivered to your door is like having your own personal Santa Claus
Hey babe! Random question. Do you by chance have the pic of my nipples covered with ninja turtles band aids? Thanks.
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