OMFG, I'm seriously about to get fairly unpolite with this guy.
Wow. I bet he's shakin' in his boots.
I just bought a large Pizza and Xanex in the same store...my night is complete
Now I'll never know if Megan finds a millionaire.
Still waiting. He said he'd call between 2 and 10... apparently he's like the Comcast of drug dealers.
his profile picture is him throwing up "#1" hands after his lax championship next to his coach that i fucked....embarrasing for him, yet ironically beautiful for me.
Of all the things I am low enough to do, how could you even doubt if that was one of them?
She looked at my facebook and decided to bump the security deposit up an extra 250...now we have to destroy the house, its expected and I wouldn't want to disappoint
maybe you should do the old hyperventilate, take a shot of vodka, sniff someone's hair trick
you vomited through the snorkel and onto the back of your head. it was truly amazing
What sexual position says im sorry for your loss?
The cop was more concerned with the syringes on the dash board than looking for the source of the smoke. Thank god for diabetes!
sex in a tree stand. check.
you lucky bastard
is it acceptable to cross the border for sex?
you flipped over the sheets and there was my bed. filled with ding dongs.
QUIT BEING A BITCH, DRINK SOME PEPTO, AND PUKE ON OUR FOES
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