i think 'regret' was last night's theme. i could taste it in my mouth and woke up next to it.
How do I put "special brownies" into Weight Watchers?
I don`t remember Saturday, actually
Its ok, i dont remember 2007
he went up stairs with nothing on but calvin klein's and an eskimo hat, said hi to her dad, got a doughnut, and left like it was an everyday thing
Someone apparently named 'eleaw' just text me asking if I had fun last night.
It's not slutty if it's for workout purposes...right?
John stretched a condom over his face and tried to puke in it.
I actively tried geting in the guy's pants and ended up in the girl's. I'm bad at this whole straight while drunk thing.
Would you and/or him be willing to dress up like the phantom, sing me music of the night and then bone the shit out of me? this is important.
Yup. Can I borrow your penis decanter for my Xmas party on Saturday
I was so drunk last night I couldn't see faces, only from the shoulders down.
My move is emasculating men with my superior intellect and it's not as charming when they can't see my huge rack.
The contents of my fridge consist of alcohol, Nuva ring, and cheesecake. I'm that girl.
I'm currently watching porn and playing beer pong with wine in the lobby of a hotel with a squadron of hot airforce guys. You can never say your life is better than mine again
These random guys found me. They told me not to wander in the woods and i remember saying 'am i fucking Bambi?! I'm not gonna walk into woods!' then i threw up.
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