Nice 2 c u showing ur bro some affection
mom and grandma are in town. grandma wants to get drunk with you
Well the bottom line is that I had to completely coat my testicles in Neosporin.
Hannah Montana > iCarly
I'm disregarding that text and your testicles entirely
I made a game called come to class high and eat nachos.
So I just learned that my father was teaching me rules for drinking games when I was 5.
I really think we need to get on this Charlie Sheen bandwagon
Who would have guessed that her hair would be so flammable
I woke up to his gay cousin telling me I had the prettiest boobs. I don't even wanna know.
He won't let me go to the bars unless I can manage to get flip flops on.
Sounds like he's doing this for your own good...
If you think for one second that I would forget Mardi Gras, you clearly don't know how much I love boobs.
I know you are gonna wanna ask a lot of questions but when we are home I need to cover your face with deli meat and photograph it
Is it okay to thank someone for the orgasms they gave you, even though they weren't with you?
if it makes u feel better, i skipped class so i could go to a sex convention in jersey a few hours earlier than if i went to class.
honestly if there were pictures of last night i would be embarrassed.... im embarrassed without pictures
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