She was drunk and kept trying to talk while I was in her mouth. It sounded like the teacher from a Charlie Brown cartoon!
Come on, it shouldn't be that hard NOT to suck someone's dick
Todays outfit involves shorts with embroidered fish. This kids gonna die.
so when we got to the frat house he had a travel sized toothpaste and toothbrush for me and gave me a pair of his shorts and a girl's sorority t shirt...something tells me he's done this before
it was one of those movies netflix should have sent weed with
I'm gonna sleep with her just to prove to my roomate that shes a slut and he's wasting his time
and then some norwegians asked us to be in their porno.
Was there a Canadian at your party or did I dream that?
It's always awkward in the office the day after your boss sends you a dick pic.
you know it's been too long when the heat of a pizza box on your lap turns you on.
I'm still laying in bed cuz I don't feel like adulting yet
Do you think if I explain to her I want to have loud, unprotected sex with her sister she'll understand?
I just remembered that I insisted everyone watch porn together last night.
she crawled a good forty meters just to whisper in my ear... "dildon't"
I couldn't be more proud to be a cougar. Just wondering how these twenty somethings learned how to fuck so well? Must be porn.
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