It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
ya know if you hadnt broke up with me, that porno we made wouldnt have a 3.3 rating on youporn right now...
I'm sitting at the bar eating dinner next to a nerd, a guy in a 10 gallon hat, and a policeman. I feel like I joined The Village People
better yet, through the bookshelves. like an intellectual glory hole
white trash bash was a total success...cops shut it down twice and her hair stayed in rollers all night..she never broke character
Same here... Well I was planning on having some sort of deep conversation, but looking at how grim of an outlook tomorrow has on you, I'll just re-inform you that I have your pants.
It's like leaving me for his wife wasn't enough. He had to give me an STD too.
if i got ashes i think they'd burn a hole into my head with the amount of sins i've committed this year alone and it's only february
Porn. Physics. Porn. Icecream. Porn. That's my life now.
I realize it truly is impossible to burrow under the grass like a mole. Let's not drink for at least another 3 days.
All I know is I want him to tie me up at least twice a week and I have an overwhelming urge to cook for him. Could this be love? I'm so confused....
I'm not drunk because I think my blood just is alcohol from last night so being drunk is sober. If that makes sense
Should I tell this TSA agent his fly is down while he is trying to hit on this chick?
Of course I have a pirate flag
i love how you just walk into that dealer's house every time without knocking, yet you don't even know his name
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