The guy next to me is watching porn. EVERYTIME I COME TO THE LIBRARY SOME RANDOM GUY NEXT TO ME LOOKS AT PORN.
anal on a first date. tsk tsk.
Ive been sitting around naked watching magic on youtube.
I just wish I could congratulate your tits on how much I love seeing them
Your message cut off at "shit on the floor". Your life is incredible.
On my way, five mins. Is the line long? Do you think they will they hold a pumpkin at coat check?
The security deposit's gone, let's trash this motherfucker
I might have snap chatted him. So here's what I need you to do. Find him. Abduct him. Get his phone. View the chat so he can't. Then, buy him ice cream. He deserves ice cream.
I have a high opinion of you, you smash bitches. Respect.
If a raisin and a desert had a bastard child that would be the inside of my mouth right now
He just texted me a video of him jerking off. He must really be looking forward to the Super Bowl.
He told me that if he broke my bed my bed durring sex he would take me to ikea, but only on Monday because it's all you can eat meatballs. I think I'm in love.
No, I found out he was gay when I walked in on him blowing the guy from the dorm room next to ours.
Be happy for me... Or horny... Or be a really good friend and feel what I want you to feel. Jealousy
The weirdest part of it all was wondering if I was going to take off his fanny pack or he was before we fucked
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