I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
she went to pee and i could hear her singing "Drip Drip Drop LIttle April Showers" from Bambi through the door.
Im at the hospital with monitors on and a giant green top hat. i blew a 24somethin. Im fucked.
his penis is PERFECT
I want to put it in a shoebox and place cottonbls around it to protect it from any harm
or knit it little hat
Trying to convince my mother to let me take some of my sisters Lortab to sell is not going well
i want to find a way to basically assault his face with my vagina.
I've had more sex in the two weeks since we broke up than I ever had in any two weeks we were together.
Spent 200 bucks on a stripper for a good night hug. I give up.
She just laid there, sucking on a piece of steak, with the most content look on her face. Just before she passed out (steak still on her mouth) she said the cat box needed to be emptied
The dorm caught on fire so it turned into a 5am pool party
Why is my vagina being sacrificed for yours? I'm sure he would take a piece of you too. Your turn.
Please don't make me ever have to hear the words "the Queen's gynecologist" ever again.
I would like to reiterate that I went to give lessons and ended up having a three way instead
I wrote life affirmations on my notes to repeat and read several times a day so I become a better person, see the time on the toilet has been constructive
I just revenge puked in his shoes. This is gonna be a fun night :)
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