I'm trying this new thing, it's called standards
worst lay ever....
as long as you cum, there is no bad sex
ya... thank god for condoms, I was able to fake it... I stand by my original statement
Just got blown whilst getting my high score on bejeweled blitz. There's still a month and a half left of summer and my bucket list is empty...
He gave them shots of purell and called it "acid rain" jello shots. They took them.
I hate freshman.
i'm drinking whiskey out of a ziplock bag in a movie theater. i'm THAT girl.
I think i morst likely have 95 %patulas for hands and probably i also went to eGypt with so manyfriends. We laids in the sarcaphoguses.
You sound pretty unsure about all of this.
Boobs speak an international language.
When i'm home next we need to get baked and go to waffle house. I want to see if the waitress can still guess my intoxication level and what i'm about to order before i even make it to the table.
Ummm, my mojito just spilled on 2 essays as I'm grading. Who says high schoolers have all the fun?
Just specific performance'd my way into her pants. I literally said specific performance and that shit worked. Thanks B. Law!
i repeatedly had to ask him if he was into this because he kept talking about random things while i jerked him off. i got annoyed and in order to annoy him back, i told him i wanted to watch him do it. he also talked about basketball WHILE cumming. NEVER AGAIN.
In two separate occurrences, I could have avoided getting my heart broken, and chlamydia, all with a left swipe.
Because you put the dick in ridiculously amazing boyfriend. And you deserve to have nice things happen to your penis. That's why.
What conversation warrents "penis" in rainbow comic sans
this poor kid thinks hes going to have his first time with both of us
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