Hoooooo maaaaan
Yes?
I'm retarded. Again.
i found the vodka. it was hiding in the orange juice.
he saw my "i like bacon" magnet on the fridge and i told him how much i love meat, then we started making out
what a beautiful fairy tale
Sorry I never got back to you. I got high. I know it sounds like a commercial or something... but its true
Dude totally calling you out on watching when harry met sally on netflix on demand on april 8th.
She used the introduce me to her roommates so she could find out my name trick the next morning..I may be in love.
We need you. We already made it on global news and are drunk at the election party.
HE HAS A CHODE. LIFE IS NOT GOING TO BE EASY FOR HIM.
once again, we need to groom him to be a better human being. using liquor and tits.
It's called "lets see how many European capitals we can do the walk of shame through in one year"
Correct me if I'm wrong, but did you let me pee in the grass while barking? And also, how many of you have videos?
Walking down the street, Bro bumping to 'still' by dre. Dropped his trash on the ground and aggressively sped up when his light turned green. If you still had love for the streets you wouldn't of fucking littered. Took everything for me not to yell at him. I know you would've.
pretty sure I woke up to him jacking himself off IN MY BED
On the way to have sex with my ex's roommate... I have hit a new low
Tomorrow I'm going to tape my thumbs to my palms and my biceps to my abdomen to learn what it's like to be a t-rex for a day. Anyone else in?
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