i need a penis for penetration, you wont do.
oh yeah... my b.
Dude, I couldnt get it up cause she said her parents were home...
ok, come over...I have doritos
I just got a 45 minute blow job...she literally sucked the single life outta me.
u sound so gay right now
I just smoked my last bit of kief with a grill lighter. This is what crackheads must feel like.
Still burping lighter fluid. Totally awful.
Fair enough. I'm gonna finish off half a bottle of Brunettes in the shower anf relive the good ol' days. We need a reunion
This tiny cat is tiny breathing with her tiny lungs and im having a tiny freak out. Like those lungs have to be super tiny.
TONGUES ARE JUST MEAT TENTACLES IN OUR MOUTHS OMG
HOW ABOUT I DON'T WAKE UP TO THESE TYPES OF TEXTS
Part of my treatment is getting high and having sex with 22 year olds. I have a prescription!
He let me finish eating my sandwich while I sat his face. I think I'm in love with this little eager beaver.
Yeah, tell that to my thumb. Cause it was up my ass all night waiting for you.
THEYRE FUCKING GOLD
Are you talking about the color of my tits or the quality of my nudes cause both are
I got my period during my acid trip. It was weird.
Hey, you know that marble art statue thing in your bedroom? Hypothetically what would happen if a penis got stuck in it?
Why yes, I DID want cramps for Christmas, how did you know God?
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