so we'll all just be running around naked, basically. and high.
just ate frosted cheerios in coffee with some marshmellows. the college diet begins
Literally getting boned by my flask right now. I didn't really think about this whole sneaking past security in a skin tight dress.
Wow... that's disturbing man, and their not even my balls
We started hooking up and a group of freshmen outside my window started chanting my name. Encouraging yet distracting
relax...and go to your happy place, which probably has a lot of dicks
At least he's not married... I hate Halloween hookups
It's been two weeks and I still have carpet burns on my knees. Well done.
I'm going to join a nudist colony to win $1000. There are no down-sides to this.
Being home sucks. I haven't drank in like a week. Or smoked cigs. Or done drugs. Or had sex. My body is shutting down.
Omg. It's like you're one of those deprived kids living in a third world country. We need to save you.
Within 24 hours, I went to a feminist documentary screening with two state reps and you hate fucked a rent-a-cop on the helipad of your hospital. Somewhere our lives went in different directions.
I still make more money.
No sorry. I may be a happy drunk but my gag reflux is an angry drunk.
that moment you remember partying with someone several years ago.. and don't remember if you slept with them or not.
You're supposed to discourage my sluttiness not bring me hot Colombian men
I am cleaning melted cheese out of my hair. This is a new experience for me
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