please tell me I'm in your upstairs bedroom. Just google mapped myself and I have no idea where I am.
very cute, but more "I wanna put you in my pocket and keep you as a pet" and less "please bang me" type of cute.
There's some strange man with hair that keeps talking to us. I'm scared.
This is how horror movies start. Going to bar with strange hair guy. He's paying. Bad idea?
Ditched hair man. Got free cab ride to market. Want food. I win.
i have a dinosaur tramp stamp
I just realized there's an entire generation of children that will never know Alex Trebek had a mustache... Sad.
I came home to burning cookies and him outside "tanning" naked.
He just wants an even tan
I have located the smell of the stripper and narrowed it down to 3 girls in class
Saw on the news tonight that Hamilton county's syphilis rate is 9x the national average...use protection!
Thanks, mom.
The good news is the house is clean, the bad news is someone redecorated the bonus room by spray painting "free willy" on the wall in honor of the girl who passed out in there last night.
Oh, and trying to figure out who wants to do Molly in a frat is like asking damn children if they want puppies and candy. So just bring as much as possible.
why is there a broken handcuff locked to the ceiling fan
By the way I got my period today. No NHL babies for me.
It makes me so happy that my local liquor store has a black lab that is there every day. Really tho - it makes the higher prices excusable.
Thanks to you I can't show my boobs tomorrow for the interview.
You came in wearing a whipped cream bikini what did you think would happen
Goat in kitchen.....explanation?....
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