Why did you take off so early
No more beer. And also. Threesome. Maybe. Ill let you know.
Woke up to a denim duvet cover this morning... why r guys so tacky?
the new roommate knocked on my door this morning holding a bong in one hand and my dennys leftovers from last night in the other. love this kid. Best student housing placement ever.
almost just walked around my whole building with my bowl in my hand before i remembered 420 isnt a get out of jail free card
nothing says roomie bonding better than a sunday shroom trip.
We had on the same team jersey so at the time it made sense to hook up.
Duh.
He put up a Facebook album attempting to sell off their Harvard furniture. Items for sale include: his friend, a broken lamp, an item described as a 'carpet and/or sleeping bag', a pair of paint stained cargo pants, size 'Tyler', and a self proclaimed $3 bottle of wine, which he is offering for $2
Bought asot tix too. After Saturday I'm gonna be reborn like Jesus and no drugs until edc
Know your penis has been the topic of conversation over glasses of wine.
Listen it's no longer the walk of shame to class when ur leaving the frat house and the brothers ask "when are coming back home"
someday i'll meet a man and who loves me as much as i love getting drunk and starting fires
Why am I a human magnet for the worst dicks of the world?
Where are you? Where am I? Why am I so red?
It was bad. U were calling my cat "kittiano" and playing her like a piano. Way too drunk my friend.
We got stoned and watched Disney movies all night. I think I'm in love.
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