i threw up in a trash can last night at kellys irish times. but in a trash can because i'm a lady
I think I saw a glimmer of recognition, but she must not have been able to make me out through all of her whorishness.
so my aunt is sitting on the couch, eating a brownie and watching the biggest loser saying how it's not that hard to eat healthy
man i love america
You were in the garage half naked counting your ribs and talking about how you had too many
I guess I really am the only person in this world who can successfully have a no-strings-attached threesome on the beach.
I need a Xanax. A Veggie Delight. And exhibition style sex.
And by defning the relationship I mean telling him I'm gonna fuck other people but its cool If he does the same.
No man we're leaving now. The party will probably be busted soon. O and a bitch started throwing knives around the place, like real actual knives.
I dapped up a cop while leaving the party
I tipped him really well because I feel he knew we were high, but did it in a non judgemental way.
On a happier note, I can fit in my old shorts. Dope does have its perks
We have had more Sex in the past 48 hours then we have in the past 3 months. I think it was from me dressing up as Darth Vader.
A respectable fucking: good but like I don't want to get kicked out of my hotel room
I think my stomach is breaking up with me. It's giving me back everything I ever gave it.
I'm at work behind the bar and just washed my mouth out with rumple bc I don't have a toothbrush. This may be a new low.
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