I could be a Disney star with the amount of nude photos of mine that get leaked.
Just walked pass a bum on the way to a coinstar... awkward
I was chocking and even did the sign for it..And you continued to just laugh
Look you found him on craigslist. You should be happy that he at least HAS a normal looking dick.
Ssssssssssshhhhhhhhhhhiiiiiiii!iiiiiiiiiitttttttttttttttssssssssssssshhhhhhhhooooooooowwwwwww. Letters for emphaSSIIISISEEEE!
Why can't I hire someone to teach me how to be a decent human being?
We're having chugging races with long island ice tea, I won. To often
You just kept walking around in a circle saying "well played 6th street well played" before falling over.
I woke up with his condom in my mouth. I actually use them now you should be proud of me.
Can you plz delete the video of me twerking in Waffle House, my mom just got a vine.
Google Maps needs to have a hungover setting. That bitch talks too loud and all I want is breakfast tacos & a bloody fucking mary.
This dude is trying to sext and all I can think about is taco bell and their new crunch wrap sliders
You need a new phone. When you talk it sounds like the teacher from Peanuts while she's trying to give a blowjob.
Dude, my back STILL hurts from carrying the team on BP last night.
It's fucking 2020, I should be able to watch Netflix in the buff while making brownies without you getting preachy about it.
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