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say what?
wanna hang out?
white trash or talent: driving, 1 hand on the wheel, 1 holding a cell phone & talking & smoking without using hands..in an old beater pickup..
Both
Just incase you were wondering, the count of ladies who have perioded on chairs at our fine restaurant is now at 3.
i just hate vaginas for liking penis's insside them
Nothing says "You're all grown up now" like setting up your 401k with shitty underwear.
so when we were booking the hotel and plane tickets for vegas we reserved a chapel for someone, it's inevitable.
You were walking around with a baby carrier pretending your vodka was a baby. You tried to get pictures on santas lap
I just masturbated while eating dinner. Now who's the lazy one
it was good sex until i became a rubber doll and he became a jack hammer, so i guess overall it was good
Her roomates have been scoring her hookups. I got 8.9, best of the week!
On a scale of 1-10 how seriously are we considering being sugar babies?
I'm about a 7.95
My g-ma saw your dick-pic and wants you to know I've got a keeper. She says her big whopper died in Korea. Good thing g-pa is still asleep.
I think your high point was when the quesadilla was in your mouth and you were screaming "I can't chew!" and the Taco Bell guy just kinda stared at you like he wanted to strangle.
I don't care what you say about him, his cock is the stuff dreams are made of.
I really wanna treat my body good. Because i plan on doing drugs
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