so tomorrow. i'm thinking coinstar then adderall?
We named our party play list daddy issues
Me too. I'd like to spend all next summer high and drunk and riding ponies and boys.
And now we have yet another reason to never travel to Detroit
you googled "nude photos of celebrities you wouldn't expect to have nude photos", puked into the beer bong, and then laughed
I just smoked a bowl in the dining room and am now drinking a glass of chocolate milk. i can't believe i'm getting paid for this.
my mom said i couldn't bring cigarettes cause it was a family trip, which was really irresponsible of her because now i have to walk around the beach drunk trying to find someone with cigarettes.
After he told me that it's up to him to carry on his family name, I almost felt bad for not letting him cum inside me.
I want a bunch of melted cheese. or a penis. or a penis covered in melted cheese
They better not charge my debit card for what you peed on.
How drunk do you think I'll be by the time I get home?
I just watched you drink a whole glass of wine through a Twizzler. Pretty drunk.
Just had to kick my 26 yr old boyfriend out of my bed before getting the kids up for school. Have I mentioned being 41 doesn't suck as much as all the hype.
And here I thought that was one nut sack too many
Hey can you send me a pic of your breast with a peace sign in the photo? I'm trying to win a scavenger hunt contest. Thanks so much
Ahhh the shame of taking out my recycling
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