all i know is that they all tuched my pee cup last night.
its officail im naming my first born child brickbreaker
You know the gilmore girls would be alright if it was on mute the whole time
saw a pregnant woman in a bridal gown standing on the side of the road while her car was getting searched by police....cheers to new beginnings
Well, think of it this way, if this were 200 years ago your father would have received the most goats in all the village for your fertile loins. Think about that.
Woke up this morning to my mom on the phone with my dad saying, "It's probably just your prostate." Reasons to move out. Go.
It's called 'beer pong' not 'everclear and coke pong' for a reason...
does it count as a threesome if she tried to blow the dude who was passed out next to us?
She just landed. Popped over for a BJ and left. I'm a fan of layover layovers.
There is a nerf war going on here. I just cleaned the blood out of the fridge
And I was aware of my actions - that is not a penis I will say no to until I have a ring on my finger
Lets just say...I plan on being a bigger shitshow than Miley Cyrus at the VMA'S
I deserve to be covered in dicks
Is she okay?
She may want to issue revenge punches, but medically fine.
Oh. My. God. It is NOT okay to drink Johnny Walker when there is no Jameson. My skull is eating my brain.
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