she says it's "been amazing lately"
i think basically because i hate her so much i'm trying to break her in half
So I don't have any furniture but we just skateboard drunk around the floor.
So I just saw a commercial for tickle me Elmo furry gloves. And I thought hmm I bet I could jerk off with those. Is that a sign of deepseated charachter issues?
They've started ranking girls from "paper-bag" to "I just came." Please come get me
I HAVE FLAVORED BLOW. THIS SHOULD NOT EXISIT.
I just had someone I don't even know on Facebook message me saying it seems like I drink too much and should slow down.
I remember telling you it was cold out because the sun was going to explode and people were going to fight for corn. I feel I've mislead you.
They poured beer (3 cans) down the toilet so bubbles can be drunk in fishy heaven
I swear to god there was like a 2-second timespan in which he went from laughing to coughing, hiccuping, and subsequently projectile vomiting into the grass. There is literally a line in the grass, about 2 yards long, of his puke. It was more impressive than disgusting to be honest. And then he just shrugged and said "I have no idea where that came from."
Seriously your house is like the underground railroad for unwanted gay kids
Remember when we were coked out at that house and we were trying to meditate in the bathroom? Who's house were we at?
I'm horny too so maybe we will both recap our regrets on Sunday
I completely forgot about the posting of partying pics shortly after adding my gma my dad was like grandma says your all over fb but she doesn't know how to use it. Of course I'm all over her fb. She's got 6 friends I am her newsfeed
How many ballsacks did you see last night because I saw eight
I yelled "NO FLEX ZONE!!!" at the guy that thinks it's cool to take off his shirt at the party then proceeded to puking
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