He was all up on my grill like I was having a BBQ. I DONT EVEN KNOW HOW TO USE A GRILL.
I dint menn to makr ut w brtendr
Wat???
U lft me at bar, no cassh for cab, may have slept with bartender
I think my emotional moodswings have reached a new low. I cried for the entire duration of changing my tampon.
there should be a rule- if you jizz on it, you wash it
Have you ever noticed how boring internet porn is after you cum? I can't shut my computer fast enough.
the boobs are fake... i feel like i just found out santa isn't real.
I wish you could buy pregnancy test at the liquor store, it's the only place I feel comfortable being a disgrace because I know they understand why it happened...
She had the hiccups when she was giving me head. It was actually pretty awesome
I just saw my first passed out person, sprawled out on the sidewalk like they died. I wanted to take a pic but I thought that screamed "tourist"
I just watch that 70s show all day and blaze whenever they do. It's nice being part of the circle
I got really upset at the McDonald's worker. They should serve nuggets 24/7. Apparently 5am is breakfast for some people.
I stole a tiki torch last night and just returned it. Things have been better.
Bug bite on my vagina. I think we need to stop this 'sex in awesome places campaign.'
Shit day. Some kids decided to open my car at 3 AM while I was at work and the alarm went off. I went after them with a sword but they were minors so I didn't kill them.
I could hear it slapping against his thighs under the robe!!!!!!!!! You are a lucky girl!
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