I am good. I dancing. Drinking but dancing fine.
Ps what kind of horrible ppl are we that we both checked blackberries during sex and neither minded?
This girl in my class is wearing a sweatshirt that says "LEAD ME NOT INTO TEMPTATION" ahaha I almost just laughed out loud. We could never be friends
Using what I learned in my global terrorism class last semester to sneak booze onto my cruise. thanks college.
he called me from germany to tell me about all the gummy bears he bought...i'm doubting his sobriety
This does no justice to the amount of paint I'm covered in or the amount of balls I'm tripping.
You hit on my mom and then passed out in the kiddie pool.
I know this request is pointless but you two please try to keep the drinking and drug use to a minimal, I have bail money so write my number on your arm and a "if found call", wear a life jacket and act like a responsible 28 year old please.
I've hit an all time low I just sent a boob pict to fat Randall the one I gave a partial bj to a year a a half ago
antibiotics and champagne: breakfast of champions
He's writing a strongly worded email to Trojan right now
I TOLD YOU THE BARESKIN CONDOMS WEREN'T AS RELIABLE.
Oh my fucking god how fucking embarrassing never again will I mix drugs at a family barbecue
I cant see straight, her clothes are all over my floor and I'm covered in bite marks... No I will not go to brunch with you
do you think that identical twins have the same size junk? i just want to know your opinion before i find out.
His wife found the thong I “forgot” in his glovebox
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