Did Neil Armstrong say the moon was too far away! NO! He built himself a fucking rocketship is what he did!
I just saw Sharon Stone's cootch in high def. I think I'll stay gay.
I'm eating my dinosaur chicken nuggets in the order they would die in the food chain.
she might purposely get aids just to give it to you. I think she might hate you that much.
It honestly wasnt my fault this time. i was in shock. WHO THE FUCK OWNS A PEACOCK?!
Theres been so much buildup for our genitals to meet, one or both of us is sure to be disappointed.
Paying 5 grand for boobs is saving me like 10 grand in weed
This is the most scared i've been of my hands since i did shrooms.
I did the mature thing and subtweeted that bitch. She follows me so she'll see.
One of those days. Also, your pants are now in my protective custody.
My vagina: 1 Male stubborness: 0
just saw the most amazing side boob. i wanted to hold it.
ok morning sex is a totally valid reason to come in late... ur good, cya in 20
He stumbled out of their hotel room and yelled, "I'M ON A STATEWIDE TOUR. I'VE BEEN IN KENTUCKY AND OKLAHOMA."
Going on a coke binge the night before your appointment with your therapist (to talk about your sex addiction) is prob not the best idea.
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