Brogan sounds similar to Bridget...sorta.
Every girl's name is automatically translated to "Baby/Milk Carrier" in my brai
just watched paranormal activity stoned. laughed the whole time and screamed when they turned on the lights. eating doritos. I love my life
Don't worry we didnt bang. Sometimes I just bring guys home so I don't order pizza.
He moved away. I mourned his dick all of Sunday. I feel a little better now.
You cant come. You're a Colorado native who drinks Bud over Coors. Fucking homegrown terrorist.
HIV testing and a light brunch. Sounds like a great way to spend Christmas Eve.
Maybe you'll have a Christmas miracle
We made out a little and then he gave me some weed. I would say it was a pretty productive stop on my way home
Just made a beer run. At 9am. In my pjs. I should not be graduating today
I taught her to play Monopoly. She sold me her bra to keep from going bankrupt.
I just don't remember. It's like I went to bed on July 3rd.. and woke up on the 5th. Nothing.
I forced myself to puke in my garbage can, and the next day I bought a new one and burnt the old one. You could say it was a rough night
I tried to take a cute nude but sneezed halfway through. I sent it anyway
She wanted a dick pic so I sent her brett Favres dick pic then she asked why I have pictures of old men's beautiful dicks
Nothing is more confusing than dreaming about being chased by jets, then waking up with an erection.
I’ve basically been controlling him with my tits for months now, so I can’t even imagine what would happen if I start banging him
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