We are walking down to the lake and then i dont know. Where did you sleep?
Places.
Plural? Please tell.
Ross. Joey. Chandler. Who would you do?
I just heard a mom tell her toddler son "shut the fuck up. Don't ask me to buy you shit when i'm taking u to go see some fucking animals" welcome to the bronx.
The money shot is kinda like the "The End" part of a children's book isn't it?
I jsut got pulled over and passed the sobritaty test.
Good thing spelling doesn't count.
Vibrator and massage oils got stopped at security. Super.
i want the original willy wonka imagination song to come on when i take a girl to my room
My dealer's mom died on christmas eve. Is it too soon to see if he's holding?
There's sex hanging in the air like a pinata. European people are no joke.
Wrapped in a blanket, just ate a whole party pizza. All my dreams are coming true and you don't even care.
We are so blessed to to have nicely shaped vaginas
I thank god almighty everyday
The hint wasn't even a hint. it said "stop talking to her" that's pretty straightforward
Like, I just want a guy who will drop what he's doing to come touch my vagina whenever I want and to leave me the hell alone whenever I want. Is that SO MUCH TO ASK??
Dude you came into the room last night soak and wet and told me you just took a shit in the shower
Snorted a dorito chip for 1$. Cross that off the bucket list.
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