At the hair cuttery. A father here with his daughter just answered his phone "ken's whorehouse"...Now I remember why I used to pay more for haircuts.
Do you think there are girls out there that really do like small penis?
I just saw a man vacuming his front lawn. What is this world coming to?
i was concerned by what you said you would do for a snickers. It wasn't even a Klondike bar.
normally i'm against accepting campers on facebook but this one saw me giving head to another counselor and didn't say shit about it to my boss so i feel like shes earned the right to look at my sloppy drunk pictures
After we fucked, her eye wouldn't stopped twitching and she could only move her hand, which she used to put her number in my phone
There will be two dogs there to provide supervision. Not to worry.
Fyi: beer caps are stronger then bathroom counters
Is eating fries while lying on the floor bad for you?
If I choke and die at least I will have been doing something I love
my roommate made out with a guy wearing a squirrel costume, equipped with a blow up tail. time to start harvesting nuts for the winter
Suppose hypothetically u received a request for face time communication with a gentleman who looked astonishingly like a penis. Would you indulge him in conversation? Hypothetically of course.
Can't you just imagine you've grudge fucked me so we can get past this?
You realize that if you get murdered while we're talking, I'm gonna have to explain to your next of kin why the last thing on your phone is a picture of my boobs.
its 8 and I'm HUNGOVER!! how is that possible??
still drunk on my way to class to give my presentation on the negative affects of alcohol on the body. hell yes.
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