I'm ready for my liver to be the last casualty of 2009
They have a pepper shaker for pot.
You ordered a "mcblizzard" and yelled @ the worker for false advertisement because she didn't flip your "mcblizzard" upsidedown. You wanted it free. I'd say mcdonalds daytime workers need to be trained in dealing with daytime drunks too. She didn't know what to do.
Medicore although I woke up with the business card of a Turkish lawyer called Mufasa...
That's why there are breakfast margaritas.
I fell asleep to the sounds of them banging in the next room. It was oddly soothing...
In the ER. 2nd degree burns. Drunken attempt to make gasoline scented candles.
the girl in my class has a rolling backpack and just told it to stay. im too hungover for this.
Mixing coffee with vodka may have been a bad choice, I feel like I'm pregnant and the baby is trying to perform a c-section from the inside.
I don't fucking know. I'm out stimulating the economy. Not locked in a room with a marker board.
Oh at the liquor store again?
tried to make it look like I had been conscious/awake and out all day when I stumbled into cvs at 6pm to buy plan B
update: I failed
My manager just held my hair while I threw up in a dumpster. New low.
Also, if you don't fuck me soon, I will die. I don't want to die like that.
Dude, what the hell where you thinking last night
Welllllll basically they were like "challenge" and I was like "accepted"
And to be clear I have only watched porn like 3 times at work
Randomize
