The university put out a message about those missing salt and pepper shakers... You should at least give back 60 of them.
Well, ive pounded a baby into a stripper and a girl who was on jerry springer, a 16 year old is logically next.
We had a complete conversation while I was giving him head, at one point he even stopped me and said 'I love how we're just hanging out.'
Is it bad that on the course evaluation it said "do you normally try harder than other students in class" and i circled "absolutely false"?
I was thinking Sara Jessica Parker was hot. That high.
Jeff just maced a waitress...it's way too early for this.
Despite what happened tonight, Im still expecting Jesus birthday sex
No, I googled it. Apparently, male thongs are the next snuggy and a lot of guys love wearing them for the support.
You wanna get laid? Be a female for once and stop bending nails to impress guys.
She's lucky her pussy is worth listening to her ramble about bedroom furniture for 30 minutes
I still can't believe that dog licked my nipple.
Sorry I banged your sister. But in my defense you ain't fucked me in a month. In fact I should get a medal for keeping it in your family.
The brides mom put a 6 year old in charge of me to make sure I don’t get too drunk before the wedding
I woke up this morning to pee and six dollar bills fell out of my underwear. I guess that lap dance just bought me lunch.
She yelled Carpe Diem when she orgasmed. Is it too early to marry her?
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