dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
I was giving him head and when I deep throated him he screamed out "Ohh, top ten!"
Why did I think it was so necessary to steal that rolling pin?
Let's not refer to him as Dustin. That makes him seek like a real person, not just a dick I would like to experience.
If I don't at least start a parade that spirals into drunken riots then I'm calling it a fail of a birthday
Well you finally jumped into that tree you've always wanted into and some girl gave you an 8.5. You were very happy.
I'm really sorry that I blew your friend in your bed, but to be fair he started it.
Now in just stoned listening to my dads philosophical idea about public transit
Sex in the moonbounce later?
This is why I love you.
Nothing brings compassion from a group of cafe workers like walking in and asking if they have a 'hangover special'
I don't think it's food poisoning, I think it's cause you cooked it over burning styrofoam
My rule for unemployment is that I can't smoke before noon.
I haven't gotten up before 1 though, so it hasn't really impacted me.
God if that man would just have sex with me every time I got mad life would be so much easier...
I'd just like to take a moment now to apologize sincerely for getting drunk and making an as of myself at your Christmas party next week. I'm especially sorry for sleeping with your baby sister.
He ate me out while I was wearing a canada goose parka and a dress hand crafted by a seamstress from yellowknife. I came while watching the northern lights. Most arctic orgasm ever.
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