Like that girl needs to get her shit together. For her vagina's sake.
I had to throw a towel over the bottles cuz it hurts to look at them
Drunk. The frashmen love me. Give them. Toilrt paper. And shiots
Inquiring minds want to know if your Bf is circumcised
is year to celebrate how much I love you, I made a mosaic of your penis with conversation hearts. it's in your mailbox.\n\nHAPPY VALENTINE'S DAY TO YOU
I invented the best game. It's called "what touched my exposed nutsack?" It can range from pillows to toothbrushes
Stop leaving me alone with my ex boyfriends after keg challenges. Woke up in his bed covered in what you think would be cum. No...toothpaste. He left a note. "Be home at four. Don't be here when I get back."
Imagine Captain Hook, but in penis form and sometimes shy.
Ripped as fuck driving to get a portrait of my cat tattooed on my arm
Donald Trump and I would be so adorably orange together!
he told me to take care of him and then he asked me to walk him to his hotel. I already have a pussy. I don't need another one
I just came so hard I growled. Definitely found my gspot.
Adulthood is making your own puke bucket.
i definitely signed you up to receive text message notifications from a jukebox last night. Not even sorry.
Let us rub each other in fish scales and become mermaids
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