How can she be afraid to give you a blowjob? It's not like your penis is going to turn on her and eat her.
oh great. the only prospects for sex left for the night are douchebag in the ed hardy shirt & frodo-looking ass
fuck it... i'll be the lord of his rings
I just wanted to say sorry for trying to jack off your dog last night.
no memory loss, but i'm unhappy with my memories
He fucked volume into my hair. It was amazing.
Used a cardboard box as a pillow and a towel as a blanket. Its like the great depression over here
That sucks about the drama. But hey, it's always a good day when you see someone get tazed!
No, i will not have sex with him again. It felt like he was trying to bulldoze his way through me. My vagina is on strike.
I heard him crying and I heard him listening to porn... I'm hoping to God they weren't at the same time.
Topless bubble bath with a lesbian is debatable as a gay experience.
Well tech shes born nov 12, but since her head was out on the 11th, she claims both days as her birthday
Just had a serious discussion with my ex-boyfriend about sexy nurse vs. sexy teacher. So score one for friendship I guess.
mike is out of commission and cannot make breakfast. he's sitting with two frozen waffles on his face & smiling like an idiot.
Well, I can mark "throwing up in a daycare bathroom due to a hangover" off my bucket list.
Why would you keep yourself in a sharting situation
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