We eventually get in a cab (after david tried to hail multiple regular cars and some sort of shuttle bus)
Make puking fun. Chug half a monster right before you blow. Throw up foam. Most unique experience ever.
I have a way to get him back. you're going to have to take one for the team and make a visit to the health department. you in?
Rather than admit to myself he's hooking up with her right now, I choose to believe that he's not responding because he's masturbating to my picture, distraught over his poor choice, and trying to forget about the one that got away with a heavy dose of meth.
he was extremely fucked up- he thought my sports bra was his boxers. even when his leg wouldnt fit. at least whiskey dick wasnt a problem
He's def the type to chop us into bits whilst screaming "NAPA BITCH". AKA my type
And dildos are 35% off. So. Ya know. Savings.
He visits one Denver strip club and now hes moving there
So how was the sex with me last night?
No worse than usual.
If I die tonight, I want you to have the rest of my nachos. And my porn collection.
Good. Go forth, young stallion. Destroy the vaginal region with your tidy crotch.
No it's a real cult, with original ideas and shit like that
If you're with any of them tell them i apologize for (insert whatever i did here)
i woke up and couldnt remember who was in my bed and it was so dark.. i rolled over and started kissing him and feeling his face because hey... if the blind can see like that.. maybe i could too
Would you like to get a drink then hook up or reverse order I don't really care. Hopefully you can keep this between us.
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