I think I kinda wanna bone that ginger from Harry Potter.
You literally just made my flesh crawl.
I got oddly confused when she started talking in third person in bed.
Jeremys mom is here. I gave her mad jello shots and now were griding. ima give it to her: ultimate payback for him fucking my gf.
im naked on webcam to her boyfriend, but im playing neopets at the same time, so its all evened out
You better keep a close eye on your uterus tonight cause I am looking good.
after all you did bang a few mechanics. you must have got some second hand skills by now for building us a go kart.
This is that think about life weed. Thank god I'm in American lit this semester. I can actually write papers in this vat of introspective stoned.
of course we called 911. an innocent mans booze was at steak
I hate ovaries. They're horrible little sacs of satanic enmity.
That's the most poetic description of female anatomy I've ever heard.
Right, try not to commit a felony that costs more than 4 dollars cause that's all I have in my bail jar.
The last two times I had sex with him I forgot who it was half way through
Go to a building you've never been before and take a shit. It's marvelous
They should make eskimo sister bracelets. OMG WE NEED BRACELETS WITH IGLOOS ON THEM.
We are gonna have a bake sale and the preceded will go towards the abortion
He showed up with a hearse full of beer and is currently shooting pumpkins with a flare gun. Who gives a shit if he's a furry. We need to party with him more often.
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