it was beautiful and magic like when a hot girl grabs her own tits and smiles at you
I got so high last night I started crying because i couldn't stop thinking about how scary space is
The sweet smell of jungle juice and bad decisions is calling our name.
Fucking freshmen need to learn how to puke in the bushes outside the dorm and not in the fucking elevator.
and then he proceeded to take what he called, a whip cream shower.
...and the foreplay consisted of me threatening to cut off his hand if he didn't remove it from my back.
If I won't even leave the house for sex tonight. I definetly not going out for anything else.
Brilliant thought; pill pong.
What could go wrong?
Doing Jager Bombs on a Sunday morning is justified...How else is my team going to win?
He was running late for work this morning, so I helped him out by finding a matching pair of black socks. And I hated it. So I'm currently drinking and reminding myself of the reasons I will never get married.
Two people confessed their love to me last night. Drunk is a good color on me
I'm shoveling snow with a camel-pack full of beer in a blizzard. I love snow days as an adult!!!
the only good thing about going home with him was that he was prettier than me.
And the sexual frustration is like I'm wearing a damn horcrux
i just found a lighter in my bra... from last night, and its 7:43pm...
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