I just got back to Nicks and I shoul dnot have drank this much when I have to work at 7AM!!!!!
Um, I don't really remember much about the event... and then I woke up on the metro..
Mom's drinking. Just asked her if she was good to walk back to the condo. She seemed unsure until she remembered she brought the GPS. We are 2 blocks from the condo.
I don't know the quality of the hand jobs you've received in the past but it CLEARLY was not one from me
there's a guy pushing a keg up the street in a shopping cart. you have to love graduation
Just so we're clear. I'm still making jello shots and bringing them to the bar in my purse. I don't care if its half off margaritas. Don't want anyone thirsty
I just saw that cheerleader from u of arkansas that I hooked up with over spring break on espn. My parents would be so proud.
I accidently showed a girl my balls already today. Made me think of you.
I think I'm too tall to 69 successfully.
I think I might cry.
When he saw my tits he said "wow you should be proud.
Everyone was in the walk-in getting high, and I had to be all cool. Serving soup and salads. Night manager status doesn't pay enough.
You can't just walk around stealing hats from drunk boys and peeing in bathtubs. Turn down.
Went home with a male stripper who looked like Justin Timberlake.. I started singing cry me a river mid sex. When he sang along I fell in love
Her mom came in and passed out drunk on the floor next to us while she was riding me, "it's all good, she does this all the time" is what she said
the wedding party just walked in to the song eye of the tiger. i'm getting drunk.
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