Yeah I guess I was Pocahontus. If she were a trifling drunk who hung out in her undies, with possible brain damage.
JOSHUA! WE ARE SO BREAKING UP!
what?
YOU'RE DRUNK AGAIN, ARENT YOU?!
It's like God shit irony all over that family
I'm pretty sure God is rooting for me with this two gf thing
Anytime you have a hot, flirty, married woman that wants to ride you like a horse and slap your ass, you've got to do it.
Yeah, but four times?
Leaving the dealer's house. He just gave me a sincere hug and said good luck. This cant end well.
it's official, i know exactly what cross streets we're at by the bumps when i give him road head
throwing condoms aimed at his crotch probably isn't the politest way to ask for sex
yeah...i noticed he pets people when he's drunk. It's odd.
He woke me up at 4am just to lick my nipple. Then he talked in his sleep for 20 minutes about the sex we just had. I think it's safe to say he's a weird one, but I dont care cuz he fucks like a champ.
Lmao the neighbor heard yall last night She wanted me to tell you way to finish strong
What would you do if your asshole suddenly made the sound of a sheep duck baa/quacking the words kill me
You are so incredibly one of a kind, it's astounding
I just drove my booty call to his booty call, if that isn't spreading the love, I don't know what is.
WHAT A DUMBASS ugh I'm so glad he looks like a middle aged dad now
So...I was fapping and during it, I got an Amber Alert notification...that's just bad timing.
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