Take xtc, wait 20 minutes and then take a shower. Trust me.
before i die, we are going to oregon and playing oregon trails for real. like putting things in a hat & people will pull out whether they live or die. and they die of fun things like typhoid, dysentary, or hunting accident.
Yeah he kicked my ass... He probably wouldnt have hit me as hard though if I wasnt lauging and yelling " I fucked your sister I fucked your sister" over and over again.
Or they can chase TEQUILA shots with it. I don't know why my phone capitalizes TEQUILA.
I just remember making out with this kid's friend, washing blood off my hands and hearing the RA's were looking for me.
She trust falled out of a window. It was like that scene from A Little Princess but with a lot more blood.
My only downfall is that I can only take shots in twos.
Is it socially acceptable to break up with someone over snapchat?
I think tonight's gonna be the night I wear a go pro while trippin on acid
My manager said you offered to make out with him to ensure I keep my job if I didn't show up to work today
WHAT A DUMBASS ugh I'm so glad he looks like a middle aged dad now
If you're wondering about the mess, we had sex in the kitchen. There was noodles involved.
So, just how hungover are you?
Not at all, surprisingly.
That has to be your X-Men power.
These freshmen are fun! The redhead wants to practice her blowjob skills with me and let me rate different moves!
The sex was so good we high-fived after.
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