if all i could do was poop and smoke weed, i'd be eternally happy
amen to that sister
he changed my name in his contacts to "rick", so his mom wouldn't know he was texting me
in the middle of it he kept shouting: im going to be masturbating to this for the rest of my life
The new google images is a smorgasbord of porn now are plans for tonight are off.
I know you hold the fastest time for "zoo downhill wheelchair racing" but I don't see what that has to do with this.
I have a way to get him back. you're going to have to take one for the team and make a visit to the health department. you in?
i just snorted adderall with my patient's rolled up EKG strip from our last clinical. nursing school has ruined me. thought you would appreciate this.
Every shot buddy I have I end up blowing. I don't know whether this pattern is good or bad.
It is a special kind of bonus when you find money you hid from yourself when you were drunk in the tampon box. What did we do last period?
I'm having Vietnam flashbacks. This Kid I hooked up with is speaking in class and I keep experiencing the terror.
I think they're German
Just say lederhosen and see what happens
This cabbie knows where I live. Both awesome and weird.
think he just told me if I need to shit I should go outside.
He just sent me the contact information about getting the Zebra for graduation...
Im gonna go lick parts of my apartment. Good night and be ever vigilant, you never know when I'm coming to epoxy your hand to you nipple.
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