I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
Saw 2 former students outside gas station. gave me money to buy 2 12 packs, asked if I wanted to go to their party.
I told them I had a gf and took one of the 12 packs. Come over.
Texas should really raise its teaching standards.
Conclusion from last night: Sometimes being classy isn't as fun as making out with a guy on a pooltable in a bar. Happy birthday, Canada.
The bar I'm at just passed out smores to everyone. I don't know what it has to do with cinco de mayo but I'm down.
I'm masturbating to football. This is why I get guys and you don't
Is there really anything more beautiful than opening a fresh box of wine on a Friday afternoon?
I don't even know if I LIKE sober sex any more.
Just promise me you wont die... or hook up with an old asian lady playing slots
Cant promise that last part. I won't die though
No, your dick is problems. Anyone you fuck haunts us for the rest of the semester. If you need to get laid, I'll personally drive you out of state.
she gave me her number and i just said "no. cant."
Dude. Stop sending me lines from Hungry Like the Wolf
You caught me at a bad time. I'm stoned enough that I'm ready to sleep but also not stoned enough that I wanna smoke again but also stoned enough to not wanna drive anywhere
Uh oh we had sex and I don't think I like him anymore help
stop falling asleep in the bathtub. you are not a movie star, you cannot die that way.
Just for the record, I did not have sex in your bed. Happy 4th of July.
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