I'm twenty-five. I'm too old to be watching my friend throw up in Chipolte Parking lot.
Umm. Any where really. Alcohol and boobs. Those are the requirements.
Go on vacation with her and forget to pack pants. I did that once and it worked like a charm.
I know. They started calling me The Incident. The hotel maids, that is.
When that rick ross song came on he started ripping up dollar bills and pouring out drinks on the floor. I'm all for ignorance but it was a little excessive for a wedding
Smoked a joint and chugged some pepto. Feeling a lil better... Not sure which is working..... Gonna keep doing both.....
I gave up trying to understand them years ago. Now I'm just trying to fuck them.
Why did the fire extinguisher taste lemony?
Haha I'm surprised I didn't see you I was drunkenly buying $70 in merchandise including a vibrating cock ring at that cvs around that time
I could definitely fill a shot glass w my cum
please don't
please come back they are interrogating me about masturbation
HE HAS CHALLENGED MY BADNESS. I MUST CONQUER ALL THAT QUESTIONS MY POWER. BRING FORTH THE TIT PICS.
Well I'm a full service fuck buddy so lemme know if I can get you food or water or anything
There's a Japanese guy here dressed as a Viking who just screamed "wats up cocksluts" and kicked a guy in the face. come get me out of here.
Let the clothes fall where they may.
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