ready 4 sex 2nite?
wow. woo me matt, woo me.
Blackout barefoot maybe pregnant
Good decisions....
Just got blue box Mac and cheese things are looking up
hickory dickory dock, please dont tell me about your cock
Give me a few hours to remember what being sober feels like.
I AM HAVING A WEIRD OUT OF BODY EXPERIENCE. IN CAPS LOCK.
Mainly I just wanna pet bunnies. And purple chicks. Well any color chicks if I close my eyes. But purple if I open them.
I think pretend fucking a camel is a good thing to do downtown. They loved me.
I'm hungover laying in my moms bed watching Space Jam.. Adult Life..
I just got nudes while talking in the third person. Not sure if I Should be proud or ashamed.
you just won the triple crown of sex! your prize is more sex.
I'm at that point in my life where keeping an extra pair of underwear in my purse is normal.
Anyway, all that to say that tiny penises are a hassle.
I would professionally fuck the shit out of her
TRY TO UNDERSTAND I HAVE MAGIC POWERS HOLY FUCKING SHIT
I mean, I was expecting a little more coke snorting and a little less kids and cake
Randomize
