Hi, this is ****, we hooked up a few weeks ago. I was wondering, do you have any STDs?
Hows this for an invention: a toilet that weighs your poop
you definitely made a grilled cheese using your iron..
ya and it worked didnt it??
slowly transforming into a stationary lump of steel. how can you tell me that was JUST weed
Seeing a catheter being inserted into a penis severely diminished my sex life
Let's just say my vagina is not superimpressed with the superintendent of schools.
Now you know for the next time you go in the basement to wear a helmet
My halloween constume SCREAMS "Hey i just got done with a shitty relationship and I'm DTF"
A sandwich with pizza as the bread. I love you.
YES WITH THE SQUARE KIND OF SLICES
my favorite homeless guy just told me I drive like Batman, achievement unlocked
Expect nothing less than me teaching them how to do shots and put condoms on
I do not mind being torn from the first touches of sleep to see a man who looks like that
That's actually very serious....I really do think of you whenever is see pizza
I'm like a sensual ninja. You turn your head for a second and.... BOOM I'm naked. It's like a naughty magic trick.
The day will come again young grasshopper. For now you must complete your training of patience and tongue biting
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