It was still light ouot when we were walking up Pier Ave and she kept asking if she could suck my nipples.
It makes me feel uncomfortable and unsafe when he licks my pants
I'm really tired of cleaning up my twitter the morning after
I've never seen the starbucks guy more terrified than when you dove out the car window after your credit card
They sext over her pic comments. Role playing as wolves.
Hey did where's my bong?
In the tree out back .... Top branch on the right
Should I bother to ask?
I didn't cheat on him. He just hasn't been informed of the open part of our relationship.
Because you stood over the Ice luge screaming STONE COLD and poured beer on everyone
He said he wanted to start giving out "sex souvenirs". I got a poster with a penguin on it.
Aw don't be embarrassed. It was all good fun! We've all been there. You can't come to vegas and NOT get a little alcohol poisoning. That's like going to church and not praying.
If I got everything I wanted in the world, I would have been forcing soup down your throat hours ago
You need to stop vomiting in the washing machine, bro. For real this time.
I think vodka/water/skittles totally beats your crystal light mimosas
Note to self, the correct response when a guy tells you he likes you as a person is not "ew"
i really didnt think i was that drunk last night but the txts from unknwn #s that say i like your lace panties are def telling me otherwise
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