physics? naw man, teacher told us it was casual friday, so i decided to be super casual and not go.
Why is there a shirtless guy in Walgreens and why is he probably looking for the same thing I am?
I just realized the only way to play Edward forty-hands is commando in a skirt. This intelligence kick is really doing me justice.
I feel like despite his sleaziness I could be friends with this man. he just sent me a picture of his dog's balls.
He came over drunk in a speedo i told him he has my vote he said who are you voting for when i said obama he took off running and shouting i was worthless like an empty beer can
I don't know if apple cider everclear was such a good idea
Hahahaha .. If it makes you feel better I had a sex dream about a cheeseburger last night so I feel like we both lose.
It's the eve of Christ's birthday and I'm sending pictures of my tits
I just fell down my stairs, guess that's how my sunday is gonna go
I WOULD NEVER LIE ABOUT SOMETHING AS SERIOUS AS SABADO GIGANTE BEING CANCELED
My goal is to have my roommate find me sprawled out in the middle of my floor naked and passed out. Maybe with some Alfredo chicken hanging out of my mouth. I don't know, we'll see where this goes.
Rolled over in bed this morning and found Nutella and wet naps. Why can't it ever be a fire fighter, or Jude Law.
Turns out my mom didn't really want to know I was in a new dimension last night from smoking so much.
That's good to know, because I will be doing terrible things to you. Terrible things, John, wicked, evil, maniacal things shall happen to you and I will have the audacity to call it sex
STILL COMPLETELY OKAY WITH THIS
And tell your penis that we can hang out tonight for sure.
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