What do they do with the elephants that die at the zoo
Cremation, why do you ask?
I think we have a bit of a problem
We were chasing that deer in the quad and next thing I remember I woke up in my RAs bed. I'm probably in trouble.
Welll when you have a beer at 8:30 am you've already decided whaat kind of Sunday it ism
you kind of just crawled on top of him. that was the point at which i became concerned with how drunk you were.
I think I found an E pill under the couch.. Or really bad tasting candy. Check back in 30min this could get exciting
I just want you to know that I hid the weed. Once you find another job, I'll tell you where it is. Happy Hunting, bro.
I puked on myself in front of a customer. all. over. myself. thanks Saturday nights
Never use fire and ice condoms with a dude who always claims he "didn't know it was the wrong hole"
my window is missing, there is half a pizza jammed into the disk slot of my PS3, and the entire kitchen floor is covered in cerial i cant see any wood floor. did we have fun?
can we take a moment to remember my theory on 'your tongue is a snake that lives in your mouth' because we reached a whole new level of high
I just found a contact in my phone named "Sam 'it Won't Fit' Wilson". No clue when or where it came from....
why does drunk me think that doing things like throwing up on my desk and all over my 15 page lab report is okay
Hey sorry about last night. can I come pick up my tooth?
Eat your greens and take your tequila shots
and eventually we just all took our pants off
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