Not a fireman, but good enough for last night.
apparently i started the naked brigade. and depantsed everyone who wasn't naked. her parents must hate me.
i hope push ups and a ton of orange juice gets rid of chlamydia
My cousin just told me i smelled good. She must like the smell of cum.
whore
Fell asleep in bio again. Sometimes i feel like college is just one really expensive nap.
I'm scared at the amount of beastiality in this conversation.
She was sitting there stuffing her face rubbing my back with a dorito cheese filled hand while eating something else with the other hand as I was crying.
Well I disagree, 3 different men in my bed over my birthday was the perfect way to say goodbye to my childhood innocence
I don't know which is worse, the fact that he can say will you fuck me in so many languages or that I'm turned on because of that
I'm scared to see what happens if we keep winning like this. I don't think there enough livers for every one after the season is over.
It got heated then she just left and I was all alone in the women's restroom.
Did I, at any point last night, say I was dying?
I promise not to pretend to be Jesus and take the wheel. But to my credit you shouldn't be saying that while I'm that drunk and we are in a car.
Im going to the gym...covered in the Brazilians cum
And how is that different than any other weeknight in your world
How bad is it that I can say that this isn't the first time a married man, who is in the military, has tried to make me his mistress?
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