She highfived me after i yelled "I'm the clit-commander!" when i came. kevin smith fan and clearly a keeper
there should be a national holiday dedicated to how high i am
I think he just gave me the 'I used to fuck your sister' discount
just fought my dog for the chicken pie I dropped on the floor.
Tell me you didn't have sex with my dad.
You sat on my knee, like Santa, while I peed.
If you make 120 dollars and I walk instd of drive and don't eat or smoke this week we can pay rent
I just watch that 70s show all day and blaze whenever they do. It's nice being part of the circle
if i actually get asked out by my dealer what could happen?
i don't know, but it probably involves bathtubs full of weed
You forgot the part where I played Slip and Slide with my own puke and fucked up my knee.
Then years and years after that I will send you a picture of my warped vagina from all the kids that I had.
This means I've slept with 2 ppl that live in vans...my life is complete
I don't drink nearly as much when I'm coupled, and that's not a lifestyle I can commit to
so on a scale from morning glass of wine to that time i burnt the garage down how drunk were you last night
About 'lets tie a boat to a truck and ride it down the freeway'
i got drunk and started dancing with the plant because you were out of town
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