My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
i'm pretty confident that i watched a woman making love to a german shepherd.
Dude, you really need to stop hitting on girls by telling them you sang a cappella in college.
my 3 year old cousin just woke up screaming "IT WON'T GO DOWN!'
I just watched the Dark knight, Maggie Gylennhaal looks like Katie Holmes after a stroke
so i decided not to tell her that her fiance is cheating since i already bought the bridesmaid dess
i just noticed 4 flies in my red wine. i drank them.
failed my one goal of the day: wake up before 2 pm.
i just kept saying he was red & i was blue and we couldnt become purple. I started crying at one point
Just woke up with my keys in one hand and cheesecake in the other.
Is that you who's passed out on my treadmill?
Min and u sung xhionubjs. Cause that's what u kiij like a xhionunk
I wish we could skip the pretense of being normal and just start drinking wine with breakfast
WE ARE DOING DRUGS AND GOING TO THE STRIP CLUB SATURDAY LADIES
His sex game is strong it’s like a warlord’s dick! you know what I mean?
Nope
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