they need to just BURY HIM!
We're exchanging pot brownie recipes in my substance abuse class. This is going to be an awesome 7 weeks.
She agreed that we could have sex whenever I wanted and I could let someone else meet my mom.
I defriended her. I just can't support someone whose profile picture is of their water birth.
he attacked my vagina with the force of a thousand suns
How does one hint at their mentee that they used to casually fuck his brother
We are all yelling at the cat at our apt in nothing but our underwear. How do you think it's going.
That's the 2nd med student that has had his tongue in my butthole, what gives.
Thirty seconds is a long time in jizz time...
HE LIVES IN ANOTHER STATE
actually scratch that last text, he's the perfect boyfriend. He stays faithful and doesnt find out about all the guys here. it's a win-win
Just saw the cop you hooked up with over break. He’s def hotter in uniform.
Tell him to stop shaving his pubes. #Notmyjam
I just got promised sex at a fire station tonight so basically all my porn star dreams are coming true.
She thinks I cheated on her 10 years ago in a past life lmao
If I get my period the weekend your parents are gone i'm removing my uterus.
The high school classes are online, not my sex life. He still comes over for “teacher / parent conferences.” A couple more “conferences” and I’ll be able to rewrite the Sex Ed curriculum
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