he has a girlfriend so we used my stuffed animals to pretend to have sex
Nhdgh I love you very much hello becausevs. Vagina pensiono
come parachute off the vicodin airplane with meee
I mean we had sex in a crib. You tell me how my night was.
Ummmmm okay let's be incredibly straightforward. Hi there. My bed's at half capacity this evening. How'd you like to fill it up?
Thanks for your number, i want to ski with you, do party with you and sleep with you. Lucas.
There's a man in a pumpkin/reaper outfit advertising a new head shop outside the Taco Bell. I love this town.
Like do you hear me I PUKED IN MY OWN HANDS AND HE STILL SAID I WAS GORGEOUS
My chest smells like french fries. Get at me attractive men.
There is no sno cone on earth better than alone naked time. Side note: text when you all are headed home.
We should probably feel disgusted that we took turns eating and drunkenly passing around a burrito the size of a small dog but i’m ok with it.
I understand why animals eat their young in the wild after watching your kid this afternoon
The only people allowed to make me cry are myself and Chris Hemsworth as Thor. And me.
There's glitter all over his bed from my Pink VS panties... I think I might invest in similar styles as a way of marking my territory just incase.
You asked me how red your eyes were... they were shut.
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