The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
from now on, im only gona ahve sex with my boyfriend.
I was totally willing to let her keep giving me blowjobs as long as she didn't think we were in a relationship.
Was just shown the photos from a professional photoshoot my aunt had for their dog...not drunk enough for this...
im giving 12 year olds life advice. this is probably illegal somewhere.
He's trying to kill me, one liver cell at a time. It's going to be a slow, but awesome death
Girl next to me in class just said to her friend "and I haven't even cried yet." Challenge accepted
Hangover cure: shower, throw up again, sleep for 4 hours, eat salsa, brush teeth. Good to go.
That dick who always called me a slut in high school showed up at the clinic with boner problems. Then I was assigned as his nurse. Who's laughing now. I AM.
They called it unicorn pee, and i thought that was interesting so i drank it. Please don't let me drink strangers booze again.
Also, even though this really sucks now, we will look back on this one day and laugh at the time we all got arrested on Thanksgiving
Calling a preemptive no homo on tonight's activities
There is a BIG difference between doing coke and getting peed on and getting peed on FOR coke
If my dick was big enough to fuck the eye of a hurricane, I would.
The longer the dick, the closer to Jesus when you’re on top.
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